I'm sure I read something about this in the Guardian, but apparently it's something to do with a very warm summer and then some rain and then some more hot weather. Whatever the reason, I thought it was time to get my own back on the pseudo-Australians and their tales of (possibly deadly) fauna.
So I'm letting you know that my house has been invaded thus.
(Don't click that link if you are of a nervous disposition. Oh, too late...)
I've successfully tamed and cleared three in about the past week, but comfort myself with those old wives' tales about them only coming into clean houses. Although not especially phobic, indeed quite at ease, I still prefer not to comfort myself with the urban myths about them crawling into your open mouth as you sleep...
Where's Steve Irwin when you need him, eh?
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I told you it was true that you eat spiders when you sleep! Oh and He's dead!
ReplyDeleteYou can see the hairs on the legs of that MONSTER! If you ate it in the night you wouldn't have to eat breakfast the next morning. I do not want one of them in my house - and that's from the woman who had rats in the attic!
ReplyDeleteARGGHHHH. It's HUGE! Like MASSIVE.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Your ones do look pretty scary. How big are they?(no exaggerating please...I know what you boys are like!)Remember that size isn't everything...it's how toxic they are!! T
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