Saturday, December 23, 2006

Enough, already...

Thursday: Title of final Harry Potter book announced...

Friday: You can already buy it on Amazon...



...despite the webpage being full of disclaimers that they actually don't know when it will be published or actually how much it will cost. And they don't know what the cover will look like.

Interestingly enough, 6 customers have already reviewed it, giving it an average of 4½ stars. I'm sure JK Rowling is beavering away in an Edinburgh cafĂ© somewhere, this time only pretending her heating has been cut off at home, trying to earn the extra half a star. No doubt her editors, who have let her creep up from the 190 pages of the first book to the rambling, unnecessary 768 of the most recent, will let her do anything she wants this time as she is rich enough and Bloomsbury desperate enough to let her call all the shots. Which is a shame, because properly and objectively edited, they might have flourished on the quality of the writing rather than the hype.

There's a lot of discussion about whether she should kill Harry off in this book. Personally I'm hoping Harry has the good sense to broomstick through the back cover and kill her off.

How Christmassy am I???


* Have actually just noticed that Amazon now recommend you also buy the "Adult Version" at the same time...



...presumably this is full of swearing and sex and violence and 200 pages longer.

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