On closer examination...
"That's not my monster! It's nose is too bobbly, eyebrows too hairy, ears are too rough..." etc
...it seems that the book is actually the preliminary script ideas for...
That's not my monster! It's CGI is too ropey!
That's not Torchwood! It's a low-budget ITV rip-off!!
That's not an actress! It's the rough-looking one from S Club!!!
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We still vote for 'Not now Bernard 'as one of the best monster books.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, can I pinch some of your photos of Hythe ferry and the forest for my blog?