Of course, as it was a bog-standard mobile phone, and not one of those Vertu diamond-encrusted ones which someone tried to nick on the motorway this week, the reason it sold for so much was that someone had been a bid ham-fisted with the keyboard when making a bid and then been, quite frankly, a bit scared that both eBay and I would hold him to it...
Hi i,m a freind of *** he is efin stupid portugse he is very sorry but he f*cked up I am english and just come back from the beech can we sort this out please yours in hope ALAN P.s. my e.mail is ************@hotmail.comAnyway, I didn't - partly because I'm kind and partly because there was no
chance of me getting that much money out of him. But for a while, it did entertain other bidders...
...but only ones who can't punctuate or spell. Does that count as positive feedback?is there a mistake on this phone over 1000 pound email me please im in stiches
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I've just caught up with your blog today - feeling a bit lethargic after a long day at Ascot yesterday so I treated myself to a couple of lazy hours at work surfing the net. Talking of eBay, I'm about to put an 18 foot pool with heater, pump, cover etc up for sale. It was bought in a moment of madness last year at B&Q's sale but once home we realised just how big an 18 foot pool is! So if you know of anyone with a large garden....any effin stupid Portugese blokes out there?
ReplyDeleteYay! Am loving the Wolly and Worth sketch Ian. We want MORE! And the LastFM radio widget . . . may well have to 'borrow' that one! Yay! Keep posting Ian - or else what else will I do with lazy Sunday afternoons?
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